65 Jokes on Marketing to Light up Your Mood

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Please check out below the list of the top and most funny marketing jokes available online to help brighten up your workday.

You can use them to have fun with your team at a slow meeting or break the ice at a conference.

Jokes About Marketing and Marketers 2022

1.Why can’t a lead date a religious marketer?

Because she will always be trying to convert him.

2.Why did the marketing couple choose not to get married?

Because, the couples were not on the same landing page.

3.What is a pirate’s favourite piece of marketing content?

A webinAAAAR!

4.Why marketers don’t like trampolines?

Because they are scared of high bounce rates.

5.What do you call a travel agency’s landing page?

A destination URL.

6.Why do digital marketers love to do shopping at Whole Foods?

Because they have lot of organic content.

7.Why did the marketer break-up with her boyfriend?

Because lack of engagement.

8.Why wasn’t the candidate hired for the marketing job?

He was anti – social.

9.Why did the marketer use A/B testing?

She wanted to see if her conversation rates would improve.

10.How many marketers is required to screw in a light bulb?

None, they have automated it. 

11.What do content marketers use to wrap presents?

White Paper

12.What is a social media marketers’ favourite snack?

Insta-graham crackers.

13.How did Yoda get his first lead?

He used the Sales Force.

14.Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?

They can really drive in traffic. 

15.What is the safest place to hide a body?

The second page of Google.

16.Why did the Cookie Monster apply for a marketing job?

He heard they were tracking cookies. 

17.What do black hat SEO’s serve at Thanksgiving dinner?

Keyword stuffing.

18.Why did the junior marketer get into the display advertising?

She wanted to make a lasting impression.

19.How did the bad marketer getting a job at making butter?

He had a high churn rate.

20.Why can’t marketers see live musicals?

They keep trying to capture the leads.

21.What do hippies and SEO’s have in common?

They love anything organic.

22.Why was the social media manager out of office?

He went on a company-wide retweet.

23.How do you get people to notice you online?

You have to make an impression.

24.Why did the marketing manager get fired as a director?

Weak calls to action.

25.What’s the best way to market cat food?

Develop buyer purrrr-sonas.

26.Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?

They always stay inbounds.

27.What’s a marketers’ favorite drink?

Brand-y.

28.Why did the naughty leads phone ring at 3AM?

For a booty call-to-action.

29.What does a Chiropractor and an SEO both fix?

Back links.

30.Would you like to hear a funny joke about a marketer?

Download my free e-book and find out!

31.I called my new dog Marketing.

Because, every day he comes to me with a new lead.

32.I nicknamed my dog “Number of Twitter Followers,”

Because he doesn’t pay my bills but he makes me feel important.

33.I’m trying to get in shape, so every time I schedule a post on social media, I do ten push-ups.

I’m already getting Buffer.

34.What kind of marketing does Dracula do?

A-COUNT-based marketing.

35.How do SEO experts celebrate improved search rankings?

SERP-rise parties.

36.Why is LinkedIn like a reverse dating site for IT professionals?

Because IT professionals get a lot of messages from girls but they ignore most of them.

37.Why didn’t the skeletons like their new CRM?

It was too bare-bones.

38.Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?

They’re surrounded by drafts.

39.What’s the best way to build a comprehensive keyword list?

Add Words.

40.Why did the junior marketer get fired as a film director?

Weak calls to action.

41.Did you hear about the blogger who stole my computer?

He finally got RSS-ted.  

42.Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Our new eBook.

Our new eBook who?

We only ask that you fill out the following 25 fields for a free copy of this punchline.

43.Why’d the ghost’s marketing campaign fail?

You could see right through it.

44.Why did the marketer fail at honey harvesting?

Because he insisted on doing B2B, instead of tapping the hive

45.Marketer: Can’t we just use AI to manage our sales funnel for us?

Alexa: I found four places that sell funnel cakes near you.

46.Why did the marketer use A/B testing?

Because, she wanted to C if her conversion rates would improve.

47.Why does the B2B marketing band only have backup vocals?

They’re having trouble getting qualified leads.

48.I made a joke about organic reach on Facebook…

But no one got it.

49.Why is it good to hire a centipede for email marketing?

Because they are good at segmentation. 

50.Do you remember when Clubhouse was cool?

Me either. 

51.What’s the difference between Reddit and Twitter?

It doesn’t matter. No one reads beyond the title anyway. 

52.Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?

Even when u know there is nothing new going on, you still go on and check it every 15 minutes.

53.My wife left me due to my obsession with Facebook.

I didn’t even get a notification.

54.Dad, what’s a co-worker?

Someone you block on social media.

55.What do SEOs use when they go fishing?

Linkbait.

56.A local marketer started a new bakery but no one could get in. When a customer asked how to open the door?

The baker insisted to click on the banner to accept cookies.

57.Why did the marketer put a fence around her jewellry box?

She insists on gating all her assets.

58.What’s a movie director’s favorite piece of a search ad?

The call to ACTION!

59.What did the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do the first day on the job?

Enable cookies.

60.Did you hear about the new tactic where you co-create content will ill celebrities?

It’s called Influenza marketing, and it’s going viral!

61.I nicknamed my cat “The Vast Majority of Social Media”

He doesn’t like me, follow me, or share anything with me

62.Why don’t graphic designers like digital marketing humour?

Because, they cannot stand the tone of the jokes.

63.How did the dad know that his son would be a great digital marketer one day?

His son’s first word was data.

64.Why are marketing professionals good at improv?

They nail the impressions.

65.Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?

He had a leaky funnel.

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